- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

knock knock Come in!!!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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