- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

I got shot once it hurt a lot

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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