- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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