- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

i like pie.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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