- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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