Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

I hate blackniggers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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