What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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