- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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luke moore cant pull it back

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Wade's the father

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

connor sucks

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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