- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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