- Anti Joke

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A new restaurant KKKcake

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?