- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

hey bill!

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

what time is it? 3:16

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Gay's rights

matty russel are you on here

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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