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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

^that joke a piece of shit

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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