- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

E= McVagina

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Ken wins!

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

why did matt die? He had cancer

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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