Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Soccer...

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knock, knock come in

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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a retard lost...

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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