- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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