A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

soccor

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Stop being a centipede

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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