what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

knock knock. come in.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Ms. Smoot's class

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Johan showering. . . AWK

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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