- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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