- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Justin Bieber got laid

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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