- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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