- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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