- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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