Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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penis

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Donald Trump

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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knock knock come in

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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