Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Strawberries!

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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You're tall.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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