ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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so dont touch it.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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