What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Black History Month

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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