Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Chuck Norris died.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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