- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

a fish swimming in the water swims

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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