What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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myspace

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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