Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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