What just hit my face? The floor

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Comedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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