Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

i can't stand cripple jokes

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is Worse than the holocaust?

matt f stupid because no one likes him

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

... i forgot the joke :p

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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