What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

whats long and green? weed

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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