- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What is cold? Winter

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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