what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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