Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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