Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Jersey Shore

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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