Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Women.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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whats a dick a dick

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Badgers are cool

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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