Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Snarf Nuggets

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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