a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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