- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Your mom is so fat...

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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