what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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