- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

There's a car about to hit me.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

I pooped my pants

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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