What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

An atheist walks into a church

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What time is it? 20:45.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Penal Dysfunction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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