how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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rape that shit

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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