Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

you are a åsshole :)

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

modern love

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Whats funnier than 24.....25

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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