the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Dogs in my home.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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speech and debate.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Mitt Romney.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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