What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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