Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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knock knock who's there no one

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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