How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Dogs in my home.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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