What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

KKK

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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