What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Gianni

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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