Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Grammer is very important

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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