A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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pickle sniffer

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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