ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey Shea

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BenWuzHear

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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u jelly?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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