- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Death.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Worst joke ever

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

you know whats funny the letter Q

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