- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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