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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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