A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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