Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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what?

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Xzibit

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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