Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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