Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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